“No! It’s a sandwich! How could you forget about butterbrot???”
“It’s a friggin’ slice of toast. That’s not a sandwich!”
A third redditor comes in. “Oh, my god! Not again!” They are about to leave but then they notice something brand-new. “Is that a hippopotamus-shaped cutting board?”
I’m imagining redditors at breakfast.
“It’s a sandwich.”
“It’s a slice of toast. That’s not a sandwich!”
“No! It’s a sandwich! How could you forget about butterbrot???”
“It’s a friggin’ slice of toast. That’s not a sandwich!”
A third redditor comes in. “Oh, my god! Not again!” They are about to leave but then they notice something brand-new. “Is that a hippopotamus-shaped cutting board?”