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kersploosh@sh.itjust.worksM to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 4 天前

Sniper dad

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Sniper dad

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kersploosh@sh.itjust.worksM to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 4 天前
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  • acockworkorange@mander.xyz
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    2 天前

    This has Look Around You vibes. “An experiment was conducted…”

  • HereIAm@lemmy.world
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    Now I’m curios of the camera used. The lack of motion blur is impressive.

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      It’s because the epic headshot activated the slow-mo mode.

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      Super bright out in the snow on a sunny day, the shutter speed would be super fast on any slr camera.

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    4 天前

    That’s what’s known as a target-rich environment.

  • RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz
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    3 天前

    Little sis got nailed by dad

    • three@lemmy.zip
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      3 天前

      Based paedophile

      • RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz
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        3 天前

        ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

        • dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          3 天前

          flashbacks to 2013

        • three@lemmy.zip
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          3 天前

          holds up mirror

          • RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz
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            3 天前

            Holds up spork

            • three@lemmy.zip
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              Gross, you’re old enough to know that meme, and you’re implying things about little girls? 🤮

              • RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz
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                It’s a joke my guy

                • three@lemmy.zip
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                  3 天前

                  he jokes about child rape

      • Akasazh@feddit.nl
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        3 天前

        Bit paradoxal innit?

        • three@lemmy.zip
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          3 天前

          Gotta give him props for being so open about it.

  • Alexstarfire@lemmy.world
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    4 天前

    You sure this isn’t proof we’re in the Matrix?

  • JoeTheSane@lemmy.world
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    3 天前

    This needs shoe face

    • MeThisGuy@feddit.nl
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      3 天前

      I am from this century week, and I understood that reference.

  • altphoto@lemmy.today
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    3 天前

    It’s payback!

  • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
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    4 天前

    People who use the word “sis” unironically

    • don@lemmy.ca
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      People who use the phrase “People who use _______ unironically” unironically

      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        People who use “unironically" unironically about unironical people. Unironically.

        • Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio
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          Its ironic, really.

          • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            Like rain on your wedding day.

            • Empricorn@feddit.nl
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              Or Swiss cheese.

        • don@lemmy.ca
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          The irony.

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      Damn that’s some ratio action.

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        Clearly there are a lot of people who use “sis” unironically. My family is not among them. Buncha Bobbsey Twins, we’d call 'em.

        • hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world
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          Little bit of live and let live could be beneficial.

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            It’s all good fun.

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    merry christmas

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