Meanwhile, the “artificial intelligence” is chat bots that increasingly act like crackheads begging for money and trying to sell you random bikes and stuff
Hey now, don’t forget all the different image generators for making definitely-not-copyrighted material with an eternal piss tint
“I’m going to develope it”
“ChatGPT I need you to program an artificial general intelligence for me.”
“That is such a great idea. I developed an artificial, general intelligence that can answer every question.”
It doesn’t work, it always returns 42?
The infinite improbability generator gambit.
They will totally build a data center so large it will have 10x the current worldwide computing power. Trust them guyz these people are genious
Just to make an ever more realistic Tom Hanks veiny Johnson ruining Wilson’s day.
enshittified roko’s basilisk
Not dumb, incredibly smart. Convince politicians to make the market highly regulated so you’re the only company who can provide somewhat working AI (since you made it before it was regulated), effectively removing a big chunk of your competition.
China: we couldn’t care less about your stupid local laws.
It doesn’t even need to work. You just need to convince people it does and that they need it, so everyone jumps on the train.
