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Tudsamfa@lemmy.world to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 months ago

Louvre Thieves Given Immunity After Confirming Jewels Stolen For Purpose Of Training AI Software

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Louvre Thieves Given Immunity After Confirming Jewels Stolen For Purpose Of Training AI Software

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Tudsamfa@lemmy.world to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 months ago
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FRENCH POLICE have immediately ended all efforts to recover priceless Napoleon-era jewellery from the Louvre taken in a daring heist after it emerged the jewels were merely stolen for the purposes of training AI software. "When …
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    I swear, spotting onion posts gets harder every day.

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        I was like yeah irreplaceable art, don’t want them to melt it down for the gold or something like that. Until I got to the part “train AI”

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    It’s like they were brainstorming the fastest way to make jewel thieves less cool.

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