• TomMasz@lemmy.world
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    Minus: You’ll never get promoted because no one else can do that job

    Plus: You’ll never get laid off for the same reason

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      Never underestimate the ability for middle management to not know how important you actually are.

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        The trick is to use your PTO all at once and be out for a week or so - everything falls over and it reminds your boss how you’re the only thing keeping it all together.

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          The trick is to use your PTO all at once and be out for a week or so -

          This might be the most American sentence I have read this week.

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          The trick is to use your PTO all at once and be out for a week or so

          If I used my PTO all at once I would be out for like two months and a bit LOL

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            Tell me you’re not American without saying you’re not American.

            What I wouldn’t give for real amounts of PTO.

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          The key to a good career in IT is to not have everything run too smoothly. If your systems have 100% uptime, it’s easy for people to forget that you exist and are needed. The occasional bug reminds them that their lives would collapse without you.

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        Shit, sometimes they’ll lay you off just because you are worth too much and cost too much money.