🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 3 天前Anon uses the internet like a normiesh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square107fedilinkarrow-up1992
arrow-up1992imageAnon uses the internet like a normiesh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 3 天前message-square107fedilink
minus-squareshalafi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 天前Ex-wife: “Why can’t I get to these FaceBook links?” “Show me and I’ll add them to the whitelist.” “Would you just turn the blueberry pie or whatever off.” “OK. Done.” <15 minutes later> “Why is the internet so slow.” Looked over her shoulder, pointed at the loading bits, “Ad, ad, ad, ad, ad, ad…” “FINE! Turn it back on!”
Ex-wife: “Why can’t I get to these FaceBook links?”
“Show me and I’ll add them to the whitelist.”
“Would you just turn the blueberry pie or whatever off.”
“OK. Done.”
<15 minutes later>
“Why is the internet so slow.”
Looked over her shoulder, pointed at the loading bits, “Ad, ad, ad, ad, ad, ad…”
“FINE! Turn it back on!”
Is that why she’s the ex wife? /s