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arrow-up1745imageViolence is always the answerlemmy.dbzer0.comStamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to RPGMemes @ttrpg.network · 7 个月前message-square119fedilink
minus-squareTriumph@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up118·7 个月前Ask either guard: “If I asked the other guard which door led to the castle, what would they say?” The answer is always the door that leads to instant death; enter the other door.
minus-squarefartographer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up36·7 个月前Then, rip both of them in half and knock down the safe door so that everyone after you immediately knows the safe route
minus-squareTriumph@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up30·7 个月前If you rip them both in half, then two of your party are cursed to be the next two truth/lie guards. Roll for unintended consequences.
minus-squarefartographer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·7 个月前Time to rip the table, the DM, and everyone’s minifigs in half. It’s rippening time.
minus-squareTriumph@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up12·7 个月前[sings]: I’d like to rip the world in half / for perfect disharmonyyyy!
minus-squarePunnyName@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·7 个月前I’m a fan of the revised Little Mermaid song: https://youtube.com/watch?v=fcbazH6aE2g
minus-squareSt.Elsewhere@threads.net@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up6·7 个月前“So, you’re telling me I could have just greater restoration’d the guards rather than killing them? My god isn’t going to like this.”
minus-squareBigfish@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·edit-27 个月前The guard replies “I don’t know for sure”.
minus-squareCileTheSane@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up13·7 个月前The third guard stabs people who ask tricky questions.
minus-squareThe Ramen Dutchman@ttrpg.networklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 个月前I feel like this is an XKCD…
minus-squarepsud@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·6 个月前https://xkcd.com/246/ Mobile: https://m.xkcd.com/246/
Ask either guard: “If I asked the other guard which door led to the castle, what would they say?” The answer is always the door that leads to instant death; enter the other door.
Then, rip both of them in half and knock down the safe door so that everyone after you immediately knows the safe route
If you rip them both in half, then two of your party are cursed to be the next two truth/lie guards. Roll for unintended consequences.
Time to rip the table, the DM, and everyone’s minifigs in half. It’s rippening time.
[sings]: I’d like to rip the world in half / for perfect disharmonyyyy!
I’m a fan of the revised Little Mermaid song: https://youtube.com/watch?v=fcbazH6aE2g
“So, you’re telling me I could have just greater restoration’d the guards rather than killing them? My god isn’t going to like this.”
The guard replies “I don’t know for sure”.
The third guard stabs people who ask tricky questions.
I feel like this is an XKCD…
https://xkcd.com/246/
Mobile: https://m.xkcd.com/246/
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