Why are people moving here? Go away! We’re overcrowded with stupid and you’re just gonna get caught in our sea of idiots.

It’s only real if it’s on the internet. Everything on the internet is real.

When a mommy scientist and daddy scientist love each other a lot, they pray to Caffeine and Nicotine, the gods of late-night trivial tasks…

330100-90000=240100

240,100 is pretty close to 250,000. 250000*4=1,000,000

Unless you just misread the tweet or chart, in which case, sorry for explaining the wrong part.

No, that’s phase 3. Phase 2 is foreclosures, bankruptcy, and buying at insanely discounted rates. THEN it’s slaveprison labor.

Me: single tear rolls down over my tab complete

They should test it out on each other to find out who’s right. Loser wins.