Old but gold, very early internet energy but from just a few years ago.
This is what the internet is for.
I understand biology, but I’ve also seen a woman shoving a bad dragon tentacle literally 2 feet long all the way inside her pussy and seeing it bluge above her belly button. And the fucking base of the dildo was like 7 inches in diameter.
So I guess nature finds a way…
Lmao yeah that’s it.
Like does she not have organs?!
Me: It’s a drawing, it doesn’t have to conform to reality.
But if we don’t let twitter users whinge about obviously exaggerated and satirical drawings, how will they feel superior to everyone else??
It’s not a satirical drawing, it’s an erotic fantasy one, otherwise yeah.
It’s both.
I scrolled past this eye catching tummy while at salon LMAO
The uterus expands to just under the lungs during pregnancy. It should be possible for some madman (and madwoman) to cause the cervix to dilate and just keep on stretching the uterus until it’s long enough.
It does so over multiple months. It is very averse to so spontaneously, as every OB/GYN might tell you. Always causes stressful situations in the OR.
(Beside…the cervix is more or less a one way device. That would surely make it rupture. )
Didn’t knew about the cervix being one way. Good to know.
Well, just to be clear, that is meant for mechanical things…
Fluids,not so much. For obvious reasons.
It’s a hell of a lot of work to actually dilate it.
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Meanwhile I’ve seen videos of a woman somehow taking a dildo in her vagina that should have reached all the way into her chest cavity. I don’t know how that works, but it scared me; which meant I had to send it to all my fem friends c:
Edit: they were like, “that’s not how vaginas work, what the fuck” and my response was mostly, “I know, that’s why I sent it to you lmao”
Can you show me some of those videos? I want to masturbate to them.
This made me laugh so hard
Asking for a friend? For research? No?
Ok, go ahead please.
I love his honesty
No, I’m not a pussy. Google and others already know about my weird and sometimes even disgusting fetishes, I have nothing to hide.
just look up dragon dildos on any porn website.
and as a gay man that’s into fisting i know from personal experience that you can fit an arm up to the shoulder inside your digestive system!
plenty of videos of that online too
Shoulder deep inside the borderline.
Those dildos are usually soft and bendy. not a stake that will force it’s way though tissues.
also, Someone show those surgeons those videos.
Vlad the Impaler disliked this
Who knows, maybe he would have lost his fortune on the BadDragon website
from lilyjunex, she says the dildo goes past the cervix into the posterior fornix , it’s done with practice and stretching
Cervix? Posterior Fornix? Damn, girl! How many pussies you got!?
turns out half the people on lemmy are kangaroos
Here’s a Kurzgesagt-esque diagram for some reason:
Also the real big ones frequently take the back door. Training can rearrange the corridor.
Yeah I have seen at least a couple similar videos that were so shocking that I had to share with friends. How is that safe, or even possible? Insane.
It’s what the internet was made for.
For scientists to share data and debate over the interpretation.
That’s just how it got funding. It’s meant for memes and shitposts. I’m almost positive.
The Internet is for porn.
grab your dick and double click
thanks for that I finally got a mental imagery of what is “double clicked your mum last night” looks like.
not sure if you know, but it’s from a song “the internet is for porn”. fun song.
I didn’t know. I watched the video a moment before commenting, as someone linked in other comment.
But I didn’t catch that particular line from the lyrics 😄
that line is engraved in my brain for some reason
This is what internet was made for:
Never. EVER see this with your parents, even if it is “on Broadway”
Watching Grandma’s Boy with my parents was pretty wild.
Not nearly as wild as watching with my mom, aunts, uncles, and cousins the Titty Fuck Follies VHS we found in my grandmother’s bedroom right after she died.
Also found her dildos and other assistive technologies. We put all of that in a bag of “sentimental” items and buried it with her.
My grandmother was known to blow my grandfather in the hot tub at their condo and used to tell random people how to use the bubble jets to have an orgasm.
Rest in peace, Grandma, you majestic legend.
I got the chance to see this live and some of those scenes would make you bright red around your parents. I can confirm this advice. Great show otherwise!
I’m a practicing gastrointestinal and thoracic surgeon for 20 years and MY dick is a murder weapon
No one ever seems to discuss which hole this is happening in first lol
If it was the anus, it would the hella curvy, and many people actually can pull that off. One side effect may be that going deep with thicker things, you will get megacolon, which in turn can give you the worst kind of constipation for the rest of your life.
Megacolon sounds a lot cooler than it really is.
Yeah, could enable you to not poop for weeks, at the cost of abdominal pain.
Oh wow! But are there any downsides?
Thanks for that link! I appreciate it so much that I’m not even gonna open it. So that it retains more value, of course!
I would hope it’s not the urethra, though at this point it’s really much of a muchness.
Sounding is already quite iffy, especially if you’re a vagina haver and not fine with potentially losing your continence to larger objects.
nsfw?
You don’t do penetration tests at work?
Pen15 testing.
What’s more dubious is the ability of a penis you penetrate any of the relevant tissues without also suffering injury. Not that it isn’t possible, but no way are you going through the diaphragm with human strength, not without also doing serious damage to the penis they’re tough, but they aren’t jam-through-a-wall-of-muscle tough
Plus, past a fairly reasonable length, there’s a small chance it wouldn’t be hard enough. It’s already soft on the glans, the giving some cushion. Really big cocks can have trouble maintaining a truly hard erection. Not like it’s some kind of definite every time thing, but a cock that’s maybe 18 inches long, no way is it going to be fully self supporting. Even guys in the ten inch range get a little floppy at times.
So ramming that thing through even the cervix is dubious. Anal isn’t even a guarantee that the cock could tear through intestinal walls. That can happen, but it’s rare.
Plus, past a fairly reasonable length, there’s a small chance it wouldn’t be hard enough. It’s already soft on the glans, the giving some cushion. Really big cocks can have trouble maintaining a truly hard erection. Not like it’s some kind of definite every time thing, but a cock that’s maybe 18 inches long, no way is it going to be fully self supporting. Even guys in the ten inch range get a little floppy at times.
Thank you fellow internet stranger for this enlightenment. Not that I expect to encounter a 18 inch penis in my life. Still a piece of pure wisdom.
You need one of the new armor-penetrating penises.
maybe the visualization in the image is wrong and the long dong is actually bending and folding over itself after reaching the stopping point. Not that I’d know…
Could be, could be. But even hitting the cervix is fornices does not feel good if you’re going hard
Grant awarded. Have your upvotes. I’ll switch the image too!
I was with the first doctor until I looked at how much farther up the end of the line is from her belly button and realized I mistook a set of ribs for underboob. Doc 2 has it right.
It makes so much more sense now, thanks!
Is there a difference between the two different entrances?
Grok, define entrance…
Michael from Vsauce, how many holes does the human body have?
cocks gun Whatever the answer is, i’m about to add several more
Too bad i’m not wearing a bulletproof vest… or am I?
Vsauce theme starts playing
You can’t show us only halve of the conversation. Show us the anime pic they’re talking about!
Anime pic source: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/5453193?q=parent%3A5453189 (NSFW)
Artist is kanonfuee / Kiri Yukino (NSFW site)
Thanks! That’s deep.
a rabbithole indeed
I concur. We need to assess it as well.
For real. We need context
Lemmy grant awards for whoever can find it.
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we need the video of the woman with the tape measure saying “this is ok. this is great. This will make me go to the hospital”
then stich it with those girls who take a massive bad dragon that’s bigger than the penetrated line.
“This exxotixx realistic griphon penis is over 3 meters long. Lucky for me, the human intestines measure up to over 7 meters, so this should only get me half full!”
Those dildos are soft and compressable
Investment idea: dildos that work like those prop knives that retract
given some porn i… my friend… saw, ive seen so many didlos that might as well be
I have a scar on my stomach that looks like this scale. I don’t know when I can unsee this until then I wholeheartedly hate OOP for this image I’ll now see in the mirror ( ･ั﹏･ั)
Can you add marks like these?
