Much later in the Bible, an especially good King is described as being “so faithful that he roasts his meat in water”. It’s a Biblical author literally cracking a joke about a Biblical contradiction. These moments aren’t some shocking gotcha to any reader paying attention.
No. They left Christianity because you made it worse by explaining to them the literary nature of the Bible and making them realise that the way the preachers are trying to get you to interpret stuff is not at all desirable to have a fulfilling life.
Yea okay but where did they say they left Christianity because the authors told jokes, specificaly?
They didn’t did they? :-)
Yes
You quoted yourself not me. I did not say that.
Do you have a hard time following along? I didn’t say anything about jokes. Stop putting words in peoples mouth.
You’re getting irrationally angry over your own verbal flub.
Have you perhaps noticed that everyone understood that person one way, while only you understood the other way?
Explain the upvote.
Now you’re assuming? Dude no context here. You couldn’t be more wrong lmao. Touch grass, home slice.
No. They left Christianity because you made it worse by explaining to them the literary nature of the Bible and making them realise that the way the preachers are trying to get you to interpret stuff is not at all desirable to have a fulfilling life.