It is worse than I ever could have imagined!

  • PKMKII [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    5 天前

    If this was a biblically accurate version of a small town sheriff, every episode would be about responding to complaints about a couple drunk and arguing on their front lawn and/or local teens stealing road signs.

    • VILenin [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      5 天前

      10 hour episode that consists of being illegally parked on the sidewalk eating burritos and scrolling TikTok and throwing a hissy fit every time she actually has to actually do anything, driving recklessly to respond to the scene of a door-ding incident in a McDonald’s parking lot to tell the driver she can’t do anything, and ending with shooting a black kid for driving with a busted tail-light and getting a 6 month paid vacation