🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 months agoAnon has had enoughsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square115fedilinkarrow-up1515
arrow-up1515imageAnon has had enoughsh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 months agomessage-square115fedilink
minus-squareUnfairUtan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up21·2 months agoI stopped reading at “clamp your dick”
minus-square🔍🦘🛎@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 months agoThat trick works. Before you pee, gently squeeze the tip vertically to open up the urethra.
minus-squarejohsny@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·2 months agoUsually I just slam mine in the door, twice for best results.
minus-squareSkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up9·2 months agoI do it regardless if I need to pee or not
minus-squareJax@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up9·2 months agoI think there’s a gulf of difference between ‘gently squeeze’ and ‘clamp your dick’, but ok.
minus-squarevillage604@adultswim.fanlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoThat wasn’t the trick they were talking about. They were saying to start peeing, but prevent the flow of urine to let pressure build up to blast open the urethra. I’m no urologist, but that sounds unhealthy.
minus-square🔍🦘🛎@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoOh, I misunderstood because that’s abhorrent
minus-squareabsGeekNZ@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoBut it works…probably should not use that as a test for things on your body… It’s all good if it works…NO!
minus-squareValmond@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoNot dangerous but you’ll prolly piss on your fingers.
minus-squarefibojoly@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoWell, if that’s too scary for you, you can always blow a bit into it to inflate the urethra.
I stopped reading at “clamp your dick”
That trick works. Before you pee, gently squeeze the tip vertically to open up the urethra.
Usually I just slam mine in the door, twice for best results.
I do it regardless if I need to pee or not
I think there’s a gulf of difference between ‘gently squeeze’ and ‘clamp your dick’, but ok.
That wasn’t the trick they were talking about. They were saying to start peeing, but prevent the flow of urine to let pressure build up to blast open the urethra.
I’m no urologist, but that sounds unhealthy.
Oh, I misunderstood because that’s abhorrent
But it works…probably should not use that as a test for things on your body…
It’s all good if it works…NO!
Not dangerous but you’ll prolly piss on your fingers.
Well, if that’s too scary for you, you can always blow a bit into it to inflate the urethra.
Gear… Third
The ol’ dick clamp