Save on your living expenses with a vasectomy. Your unborn children will hail you as a hero for saving them from a life of wage slavery.

Perhaps youre thinking, “that won’t be my kid, they will be smart! They wont be a wage slave. Theyre gonna go places! They will be wage slave masters or owners!”. What a sad sad sad life you want for your children, even in the best of circumstances. Infinity depresso expresso.

Do hard drugs instead if you need serotonin or dopamine so bad.