Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 21 天前Big Bill [Rule]lemmy.blahaj.zoneimagemessage-square40fedilinkarrow-up1680
arrow-up1680imageBig Bill [Rule]lemmy.blahaj.zoneGormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 21 天前message-square40fedilink
minus-squarecassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·21 天前He’s not and you know he’s not.
minus-squareCethin@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·21 天前Yeah, I feel like the best people at oral have empathy, and Trump sure as hell doesn’t.
minus-squarecassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·21 天前Also he would have a heart attack if he tried.
minus-squareTropicalDingdong@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·edit-221 天前Yeah but like… What if he was… What was it Louis Armstrong said? probably the best trumpet player never seen a 🎺? Maybe Bill Clinton’s dong was Trump’s French horn?
minus-squarecassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·21 天前No man, he can’t suck dick, he has never in his life had the athleticism necessary for it.
minus-squareTropicalDingdong@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·21 天前Queue rocky training montage but it’s him practicing to get strong enough to suck dick by opening cans of diet coke and lifting McDonald’s bags
minus-squarecassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·21 天前Would watch. But you know he doesn’t open his own coke.
He’s not and you know he’s not.
Yeah, I feel like the best people at oral have empathy, and Trump sure as hell doesn’t.
Also he would have a heart attack if he tried.
Yeah but like…
What if he was…
What was it Louis Armstrong said? probably the best trumpet player never seen a 🎺?
Maybe Bill Clinton’s dong was Trump’s French horn?
No man, he can’t suck dick, he has never in his life had the athleticism necessary for it.
Queue rocky training montage but it’s him practicing to get strong enough to suck dick by opening cans of diet coke and lifting McDonald’s bags
Would watch.
But you know he doesn’t open his own coke.