Um…

Having named his penis “Jumbo,” Johnson was known to open up his trousers on a regular basis and wag his dick at others. There are numerous reports of this, from incidents when he seemed to do it as a (bad) joke, to times when he did it to intimidate people. Unfortunately for the historical record, there seems to be no photographic evidence of LBJ’s member, nor do we have any reliable size estimates or vivid descriptions of its appearance (like those of Bill Clinton’s smaller-than-average penis). We can, however, infer quite a bit from all the different stories about Johnson’s hog, which never seems to have been whipped out without a vulgar remark accompanying it.

There’s even crazier stories, although not with pictures. Throat GOAT Trump is funny, but he’s probably not even the first president to have sucked off another president