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حمید پیام عباسی@crazypeople.online to Memes@lemmy.ml · 13日前

No more Monday blues for me

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No more Monday blues for me

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حمید پیام عباسی@crazypeople.online to Memes@lemmy.ml · 13日前
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  • reagansrottencorpse@lemmy.ml
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    Please hire me at this fabulous company

    • drolex@sopuli.xyz
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      We’re lookin 4 ninja kneecappers with 5+ years experience

      No, “ninja” is not some HR lingo, we expect u 2 come with ur own katana

      • eldavi@lemmy.ml
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        and if they’re a really good ninja, you won’t even know they’re there. lol

  • SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works
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    In Russia, you abuse substances.

  • Rachel@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Monday blues is just withdrawal symptoms from the weekend binge now.

  • LEM 1689@lemmy.sdf.org
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    Everyday is a new hangover.

  • xTechDeath@lemmy.ml
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    You gotta find a good job where you can still get high at work, then it’s not so bad

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      Office works great. As an accountant and wake and bake with mid job hits. It works great.

      • xTechDeath@lemmy.ml
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        Same. I’m in sales, pretty much just get high and bullshit with people all day

  • Sunoc@sh.itjust.works
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    сука блядь

  • ☂️-@lemmy.ml
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    still better and more fullfilling than work.

    probably more productive too.

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    Is that a Lada 110?

    • Venat0r@lemmy.world
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      looks like they borrowed the headlights from the Citroën Xantia when they designed it

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    this image goes hard

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    Hola comrade.

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    ¿Porque no los dos?

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    I was going to do this and then I got fired.

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    I would just hang

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    *using

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