Resort staff have been very helpful, bringing medicine and extra blankets, but even getting up to use the bathroom has become a Herculean task and I can’t keep anything down more solid than tea lol

  • the most exotic place i ever got acute food poisoning was north Georgia (the one in the US). before i realized it was food poisoning, i just thought i was maybe dying… like this overwhelming sense of doom crept up my spine like i was approaching the end. i felt cold and weak and wondered if it was some kind of cerebral event like a stroke or an aneurysm.

    when i feel awful, my go to move is to get into a warm shower.

    and luckily, that’s where i was when i abruptly exploded from both ends simultaneously. and i was relieved, because at least i understood what was happening. also grateful to be in the shower at that moment lmao.