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early_riser@lemmy.world to The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 3 days ago

I wish to reject the weakness of my flesh and embrace the strength and certainty of steel.

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I wish to reject the weakness of my flesh and embrace the strength and certainty of steel.

early_riser@lemmy.world to The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 3 days ago
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  • PoopSpiderman@lemmy.world
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    You did not specify stainless steel so you begin to rust almost immediately.

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      Man, you’re a shitty commenter.

      EDIT: For the ones not getting where this came from, it’s a joke about their username.

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        Sorry, never played this before, but thanks for being a cunt about it!

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          It was a joke about your username.

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            Then I apologize.

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        Relevant Username twofer

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