real and gay
objective and happy
as i said, real and gay
concrete and inescapable, yet whimsical and stylish
My partner did this for me early in our relationship, they actually fed me and all of my overnight coworkers with a homemade meal. We have been married for more than a decade and I still tear up thinking about this memory.
Did this once when my SIL was having her first kid. Went home and made a huge batch of garlic chicken for the whole family because it was a very long labor and we had all been in the waiting room waiting for almost 12 hours for any news and the hospital cafeteria was closed until morning.
While serving it up, got quite a few “omg I want it” looks from a couple others that were waiting as well and definitely offered it up. Was nice to feed everyone, even those couple strangers, so they could concentrate on their other needs. Still a story the family talks about occasionally. Would totally do it again. (The food, not the birthing labor.)
When I was working on my thesis at home, my then-gf would silently sneak in with a plate full of fruit cut to bite size pieces and place it on the table and leave without a word.
Cuuuuuuutteee!!!
Yea I agree, that’s why she’s the now-wife <3
Fake: there are no girls on the internet
Gay: anon isn’t a girlMemetically compatible solution:
OP is a femboy.
Glad I’m bisexual, cause I’d marry the fuck out of them. Not a care in the world for what’s in their pants.
How do you know what kind of oral to do, though? You just outed yourself as a terrible lover.
this is why we train on the Bop-It
Please do go easy on the ‘Twist It!’
please don’t
Ring.
Ring.
… Who is it?
… Honey, who is testicular torsion, and why do they want to talk to you?
What.
How does that logic work?
They say they are bisexual.
This implies they have had sexual encounters with both meat rods and meat flowers.
… You know what to do based on … what shape the sexy time meat is.
… How is this complicated?
You figure it out when you get down there, it’s not that difficult.
Fake: anon has a relationship
Gay: anon ‘has’ a bf (there are no girls on the internet)
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