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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 15 hours ago

Anon has a boyfriend

sh.itjust.works

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Anon has a boyfriend

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 15 hours ago
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    15 hours ago

    Fake: there are no girls on the internet
    Gay: anon isn’t a girl

    • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      9 hours ago

      Memetically compatible solution:

      OP is a femboy.

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      Glad I’m bisexual, cause I’d marry the fuck out of them. Not a care in the world for what’s in their pants.

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        How do you know what kind of oral to do, though? You just outed yourself as a terrible lover.

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          this is why we train on the Bop-It

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            Please do go easy on the ‘Twist It!’

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              please don’t

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                Ring.

                Ring.

                … Who is it?

                … Honey, who is testicular torsion, and why do they want to talk to you?

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          What.

          How does that logic work?

          They say they are bisexual.

          This implies they have had sexual encounters with both meat rods and meat flowers.

          … You know what to do based on … what shape the sexy time meat is.

          … How is this complicated?

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            It’s not but that does still elide a necessary decision fork and discernment.

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          You figure it out when you get down there, it’s not that difficult.

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            So you do still care, youre just willing to wait for that information until the exact moment it applies.

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      Fake: anon has a relationship
      Gay: anon ‘has’ a bf (there are no girls on the internet)

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