🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 15 hours agoAnon has a boyfriendsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square22fedilinkarrow-up1372
arrow-up1372imageAnon has a boyfriendsh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 15 hours agomessage-square22fedilink
minus-squareblarghly@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up75·edit-215 hours agoFake: there are no girls on the internet Gay: anon isn’t a girl
minus-squaresp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·9 hours agoMemetically compatible solution: OP is a femboy.
minus-squareSaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up11·10 hours agoGlad I’m bisexual, cause I’d marry the fuck out of them. Not a care in the world for what’s in their pants.
minus-squarecassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·8 hours agoHow do you know what kind of oral to do, though? You just outed yourself as a terrible lover.
minus-squarefunkless_eck@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·4 hours agothis is why we train on the Bop-It
minus-squaresp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 hours agoPlease do go easy on the ‘Twist It!’
minus-squaresp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-22 hours agoRing. Ring. … Who is it? … Honey, who is testicular torsion, and why do they want to talk to you?
minus-squaresp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-24 hours agoWhat. How does that logic work? They say they are bisexual. This implies they have had sexual encounters with both meat rods and meat flowers. … You know what to do based on … what shape the sexy time meat is. … How is this complicated?
minus-squarecassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·13 minutes agoIt’s not but that does still elide a necessary decision fork and discernment.
minus-squareNurse_Robot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·5 hours agoYou figure it out when you get down there, it’s not that difficult.
minus-squarecassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·16 minutes agoSo you do still care, youre just willing to wait for that information until the exact moment it applies.
minus-squareMîm@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up12·11 hours agoFake: anon has a relationship Gay: anon ‘has’ a bf (there are no girls on the internet)
Fake: there are no girls on the internet
Gay: anon isn’t a girl
Memetically compatible solution:
OP is a femboy.
Glad I’m bisexual, cause I’d marry the fuck out of them. Not a care in the world for what’s in their pants.
How do you know what kind of oral to do, though? You just outed yourself as a terrible lover.
this is why we train on the Bop-It
Please do go easy on the ‘Twist It!’
please don’t
Ring.
Ring.
… Who is it?
… Honey, who is testicular torsion, and why do they want to talk to you?
What.
How does that logic work?
They say they are bisexual.
This implies they have had sexual encounters with both meat rods and meat flowers.
… You know what to do based on … what shape the sexy time meat is.
… How is this complicated?
It’s not but that does still elide a necessary decision fork and discernment.
You figure it out when you get down there, it’s not that difficult.
So you do still care, youre just willing to wait for that information until the exact moment it applies.
Fake: anon has a relationship
Gay: anon ‘has’ a bf (there are no girls on the internet)