Based black cat

My cats would sell me out for three treats.

There’s a great radical bookstore in Buffalo, NY that sells this slogan as a sticker.

Whoa! Black kitty, bam-alam!

All Cats Are Based

My cat won’t talk to the police.

My dog won’t shut up about how he’s a free canine on the land and the postman refused to make joinder.

Wait til you see what cats do to a rat…

Yes they would, just to knock your whole life off the table.

All Cats Are Bros

All cats are bonkers