I guess I’ll buy two memberships now.

Saltpeter pills for sure.

My cats would sell me out for three treats.

The Nutcracker on meth was amazing.

I think that’s where I got it from.

I’m old fashioned I get myself an eight ball on Christmas Eve and one tall hooker dressed like Mrs. Claus and one short one dressed like an elf.

I bet conservatives will applaud Costco for exercising their free speech and defense of the free market.

Is this Negative First Law of Robotics?

That’s disgusting who would do something like that?

But does anyone ever consider the oil company CEO’s bonuses?

They started off this century pretty strong though.

I’d say it was the '60’s that they started embarrassing themselves which means we have another forty years left.

You think they’re going to last a century?

Should be the decade of humiliation.

Well this won’t make me use it any less because I never do.

I’d buy this.

Come on a pig wouldn’t fuck that.