• 666PeaceKeepaGirl [any, she/her]@hexbear.net
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    I think they should make a movie called “Dice” about the guilt two twin brothers have to live with after their repeated doubles shenanigans result in a thimble being unjustly imprisoned without even getting to pass Go. It will star Dwayne the Rock Johnson and Robert Downey Jr and it will be worth every penny of its $3.6 billion budget

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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      With a special guest appearance as The Man Who Usta Be Dice by Andrew Clay. Clay will say his two minute appearance was done as a “favor”. He’ll demand $500 million but the studio will talk to him down to $75 mil. A bargain really.