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FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.ml · 1 month ago

Why doesn't Netflix just buy one warner brother and Paramount buy the other one?

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Why doesn't Netflix just buy one warner brother and Paramount buy the other one?

FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.ml · 1 month ago
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  • Bustedknuckles@lemmy.world
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    But then who would end up with Dot?

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      Prince.

    • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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      She and that pixar slug get along great. why not make them roommates?

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    What about Dot? You can’t forget about the Warner Sister?

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      She only costs 70% as much, so it’s presumed one if them will buy her.

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    Because both the warners are attached at the hip and shall not be separated.

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    There are seven of them.

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      Yakko, Wacko, Smacko, Taco, Lacko, Cracko and Zach

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    In their infinite virtue, the platforms don’t want to do something as cruel as splitting up the brothers.

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    Because nobody’s enforcing antitrust law. Breaking up Warner Brothers like that would make too much sense.

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