Will accept both alcoholic and non-alcoholic answers.
Water
milk liberates the shit from my stomach at a rapid rate
For the longest time every place that was called a coffee house had at least one group of people there at all hours who were planning to overthrow the government, so I’m gonna say whatever they were serving there.
some still do

If I learned anything from Capital, it’s that the revolutionary drink is a gallon of brandy (serve with a yard of linen, or perhaps a coat)
a nice cup of clean warm water
a nice cup of clean cold water
thats anti-communist beverage propaganda!
Heavily leaded water seems more likely to cause a revolution than clean water.
No that causes aristocracies
I love water but would prefer it slightly cold lol
why warm tho? Why not a room temp?
According to the Huangdi Neijing it brings balance to the body’s internal energies, aids digestion, promotes blood circulation, and overall is just better for your health than drinking cold water
these fluids are sapping and impurifying our precious bodily essence

Irish Carbomb
Definitely gotta be a top alcohol answer!
Cuba Libre, you dolts
vegan russian with a splash of beet juice concentrate for color, call it a Red Specter


Where I grew up everybody called tap water “council juice”
Maybe shochu. It has its own version of The Red Flag.
民衆の酒焼酎は 安くて回りが早い The people’s drink is shochu; it’s cheap and goes straight to your head.
Tea in a Soviet podstakannik

I’ve been building a small collection of these since I found out about them. Cool little pieces of art mixed with function.
Nice gotta get one of these for my daily tea cup now lol


I could go for a mate right now, actually.
What that?? Looks tasty
its yerba mate, a strong tea popular in uruguay and argentina
















