(screamcaps theirs, not mine)
Is this how they’ll justify war with Venezuela?
Yep. And then he’ll try to suspend midterms so he can keep GOP majority. Remember how his eyes shifted when Zelinsky told him that due to being in wartime they had to suspend elections because it wasn’t safe
Yet another war on drugs…
I swear, boomers are so fucking uncreative.
who still has their D.A.R.E. shirt?
I’d like to once again congratulate drugs for winning the war on drugs
I just spoke to drugs. They were unaware but are thrilled with this surprise.
Illicit fentanyl is closer to a chemical weapon than a narcotic.
Lol. Ok buddy.
“obviously I’m only talking about the illicit fent my guy is legit”
Satire is dead.
Fentanyl is a WMD… Weren’t they upset at us not too long ago for “all of the fentanyl” coming from Canada?
Are they gonna free the shit out of us now with their flimsy legal justification? Guess we’re all going to find out!
It is coming from everywhere except labs in Mexico that mix up precursors bought from China.
It is like playing whack-a-mole in the wrong spot over and over again. Drug War Theatre!
Now we know for sure those boats had zero fentanyl.
This is how Bush could find WMDs in Iraq. Just designate something else as a wmd and then bingo bango you’ve got your WMDs
Lol wtf.
Still gonna get it. Mad world innit
