Has kids = milf
No kids = not milf
Kids have kids = gilf
He did the MILF math
He did the mother ILF
Did they stop becoming moms or something?
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That’s what I love about MILFs, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.
Current scale as of 2025
MILF: Millenial
Cougar: Gen-X
GILF: Boomertwinks > girls (sorry i’m gay)
never be sorry for who you are, unless you’re Canadian
Nice
Im not saying older ladies are weird. Me, im weird.
Swap the M for a G and you buy a few more years.
I spent way too long trying to figure out what
Ig not saying older ladies are weird. Ge, ig weird.
was supposed to mean
But then suddenly, a few seconds later, without warning, MILFs feel inappropriately young for you …
Yeah that happened in my mid 20s. Now they’re sometimes women a bit younger. I stand by though, mom bod is hot.
Just wait til they’re too young for you.
Basically just my partner. Not weird?
that makes it better
I don’t get why this is a problem if you just find them attractive and not exotic.
Round here we don’t say b#tches, we call 'em birds
Women are human beings, try speaking about them as such
They’re just ilfs now
