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  • BanMeFromPosting [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    5 days ago
    1. It would be nice to not need sleep I guess, but it has a lot of implications. Do I just recuperate as if I’m sleeping at all times? Restitution and that sort of stuff.
    2. Ever since I read Dragon Ball I’ve wanted a tail. I already have ears, and that’s how I’m going to interpret the prompt because I don’t want other types of ears.
    3. I’d love to be a master pizza chef, would really rock, but I cannot pass up being able to talk to animals. Once again doing the very-intelligent thing of fussing over semantics “cats” does not specify housecat, so I’m deciding it means any member of the felidae[1] family that can reasonably be described as a type of “cat” - Thus finally allowing me to speak to cougars pingu-horny
      Also I can radicalise wildcats and teach them about machines and sabotage.

    Honorable mention to master chef, I’ve always wanted to be able to toss tha dough. Gotta take some courses I guess.
    Double honorable to no body hair. I would take it, but I like my facial hair. Gotta get waxed bby


    1. I googled it and now I feel very clever. The house cat is felis catus and the family is felidae and I’m a clever little elf ↩︎