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Red, Yellow and Cyan >w<
I’m not falling for another attempt to forcefem me all the pills are estrogen aren’t they
I have a suggestion.
Water is already my fave drink because Scotland.
Just going to work through this, but:
I already got ears, not sure what a tail would add. Seems like it might be inconvenient even. Pass.
I don’t need estrogen. If I somehow need it later, it’s readily available in forms other than pill. Pass.
I actually like my body hair, it’s soft and feels nice when people play with it. Pass.
Look $20 is $20 but come on, pass.
I’d have passed on a more competitive board because the person I want to find me attractive already does, but this is still just broadly useful. Taking this one.
The difference between the best pizza I have ever had and the best pizza I have ever made isn’t much in the grand scheme of things. It’s not like there isn’t a difference, but at it’s best it’s not exactly a mind blowing meal. Pass.
I was originally really high on water tasting and feeling like my favorite drink until I remember we use water for a lot more than drinking. Can you imagine cooking pasta in your favorite soft drink? Pass.
I can already talk to cats. They sometimes talk to me too. Mostly it’s “I want food” and “I want you to open this door”. I don’t need a pill for this. Pass.
Not having to sleep is potentially such a brutal monkey’s paw answer but I’m willing to risk it. Taking this one.
I guess I’ve got to circle back, and I’m going for master pizza chef. I almost went with $20, but I guess master pizza chef takes pizza from a fun thing I can make sometimes to a potentially marketable skill.
2·2 days agoYou get to pick 3! You’ve only picked one, are you going to pass on all others?
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I picked blue, purple and black.
water tastes like and is my favorite drink, free space
Came here to say the same thing. Been drinking out of a gallon jug and with it being cold at night, I can leave it on my floor next to my bed and it gets plenty cold. Then I can stay laying down and chug the shit (probably not healthy, don’t take any health advice from me.) and it leaks out the side of my mouth and drips down my cheeks.
I’m such a dirty little girl for water.
Cyan,
PurpleBlue and Black Pill!!(assuming there’s no other effects…)
Cyan because… estrogen!! And I want to have as much emergency estrogen as possible on me, along with the syringes… It’d be cool.
PurpleBlue, because like, that’d be cool I guess to have? I’m still figuring out if I am even attracted to anyone so this should solve it instantly and get me some new close partners~Black because it’s OP and allows me to stay up both day and night so I can do stuff! Though, I wonder how you gain energy back now?? Maybe I can just have coffee…
edit: woops didn’t notice that, blue ≠ purple
It’d be too boring if the estrogen pill was just one normal estrogen pill. Considering all the others are special—magical even—pills, (I as the poster have decided) the estrogen one makes your body produce estrogen. You’ll never have to take estrogen again.
I think you mean blue, not purple? Purple is master pizza chef, blue is attraction.
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oh shi really? That’s cool!!
Ah yeah I…?? I think I mistook that I… do not know how, it was clear in my mind too… Purple is not blue, got that…!
FUCK YEAH 20 DOLLARS!
And the other two?
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Fuck yeah 60 dollars!
You cannot pick more than one of each.
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smdh authoritarian tankie pharmacy
Then I’ll take the easy cissy ones. Pizza, no sleep, talk to cats
Being demi the blue pill sounds so scary lol I’d be disappointing so many people
Do I still get tired with the sleep one?
Let’s say you don’t.
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Then the sleep one and the cat ears one. I need to look FABULOUS
It doesn’t actually say cat ears
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Oh… oh no
what ears am I getting?
Cat ears. That’s what you wanted.
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It’s uhh… that’s the $20.
having 20 bucks, not sleeping, and enjoying water is just a day in my life.
shit I don’t have 20 bucks
was beginning to think you were one o them bourgeois
Ears/Tail + No body/face hair so I can be a gross little freak with hairless ears and a rat tail
Presumably, since it specifies body and face, on top of your head wouldn’t be hairless. Your tail might be hairless though.
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Then I’ll shave all my scalp hair off so I can maximize my grossness.
Cat girl, but the cat is a Sphynx
Assuming the no sleep doesnt come with downsides I take that pill. In a way you almost double your life span since you wont have to sleep anymore.
Water now tastes like Dr.Pepper. And I take 20 dollars thank you.
And if the no sleep comes with downsides, what will you then choose?
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People who I find attractive find me attractive. Im vain like that
I don’t remember posting this at all
main build: black, pink, purple
free of sleep issues, banger ahh free drinks with no health impact, and semi-guaranteed work making it*lian food (and if that doesn’t work out you can make banger ahh pizzas outside of work)
alternate build: red, brown, black
become a cat-themed renegade speaking to outdoor cats and creating a nyanguard intelligence network for the revolution
- It would be nice to not need sleep I guess, but it has a lot of implications. Do I just recuperate as if I’m sleeping at all times? Restitution and that sort of stuff.
- Ever since I read Dragon Ball I’ve wanted a tail. I already have ears, and that’s how I’m going to interpret the prompt because I don’t want other types of ears.
- I’d love to be a master pizza chef, would really rock, but I cannot pass up being able to talk to animals. Once again doing the
thing of fussing over semantics “cats” does not specify housecat, so I’m deciding it means any member of the felidae[1] family that can reasonably be described as a type of “cat” - Thus finally allowing me to speak to cougars 
Also I can radicalise wildcats and teach them about machines and sabotage.
Honorable mention to master chef, I’ve always wanted to be able to toss tha dough. Gotta take some courses I guess.
Double honorable to no body hair. I would take it, but I like my facial hair. Gotta get waxed bby
I googled it and now I feel very clever. The house cat is felis catus and the family is felidae and I’m a clever little elf ↩︎
Well thought out.
- I’m not sure. There are multiple “readings” of what the pill does. I’m not sure about the exacts of it. But I think I’ll at least go with that you can still sleep even if you’ve taken the pill.
- Since you just want your own ears, the pill fixes any damage to your hearing.
- I agree, all members of the felidae family.
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Pink: tea on tap? Yes please!
Purple: I’m gonna perfect the vegan pizza Black: time just for myself while my darling kids sleep sounds awesome. Also my wife only has to wake up to feed the baby. Amazing.Also cool would be a male titties on demand pill. Grow boobs while you have a baby, but they recede after weaning. Rest of the body unaffected.
Also cool would be a male titties on demand pill. Grow boobs while you have a baby, but they recede after weaning. Rest of the body unaffected.
Sorry. I only have estrogen pill. Gives you permanent titties.
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No dice, my beard is the only noteworthy amount of hair on my head. Plus she loves to pull it. I am not tampering with that.
Estrogen doesn’t actually do much if anything to beards. I’m sure many transfems would love if it did, wouldn’t have to go do laser. It might give you back some hair lost to baldness though.
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Yes.
It’ll also give you a bunch of other stuff… but let’s not talk about that.
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BROWN
You have to pick two more.
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BROWN AGAIN.
BROWN AGAIN.
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hair cook and sleep, I make the best pizza 24/7 with no hair in it
