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Bee if you want to get stung, bird if you want to get shat on.
Either way, you’re fucked.
Haha you’re right!
Birds lay eggs and bees pollinate.
For the traditional story, birds are girls, bees are boys.
Hence the common UK slang of calling girls “birds” or in the US “chicks”.
Ironic given that bee sexual reproduction is probably the least analogous to humans in the entire animal kingdom and the VAST majority of bees that you encounter outside the nest (and the only bees with stingers" are sterile female worker bees.
Pollinate… That makes sense. I always thought guys were the bees cuz they jam their stinger in.
Some birds pollinate aswell. Bess lay eggs aswell.
Flappers from 1920’s to the left and Buzz Aldrin to the right.
What a shame he turned out to be maga. Goes to show that anyone, even really smart people, fall victim to this corrupt sham of an administration.
Like, he punched a conspiracy theorist one time!
Gender neutral id wager. Just go in one and do your business. If some people are offended who cares
Shit outside the doors as a protest against unclear signage
If that was Poland it would be pretty understandable since nearly every bee is female* while “ptak” (bird) is widely used synonym for penis.
*i never met anyone who wouldn’t know this, also even the word “pszczoła” (bee) is always feminine in language
It’s hilarious that the anglo-saxon explanation yields the polar opposite.
TIL anglos seem to have children by pollinating.
Plot twist: It’s a trick, both rooms are full of wasps!
If it’s yellow poop go to bees if it’s white go to birds.
It’s not gendered, it’s birds for turds and bees for pees.
i like this one, very inclusive
#everybodypoops
Not bees, they pees
#nobodypoopsbutyou
So everybody is full of shit but me?
Fucking KNEW it.
Kim doesn’t poop
He does, it’s just pure gold and orchids.
What if I need to throw up?
Edit: wait. Obviously. Go into the brirds room and just grab somebody’s face. 50/50 its what they’re there for, right?
It’s actually quite refreshing to have some female company at the next urinal along.
Kinda nice but I would have never guessed
It doesn’t really matter, it’s all just sinks inside each one anyway.
The sign in the right says “bees”, but the picture shows a creature with eight legs, two body segments, and no wings. That’s no bee, that’s a spider!
First set is arena, third is the wings, the come out straight with no detents like the other six legs.
Oh shit you’re right!
There’s my answer then! Thank you!
Just pick a random one. They are nonbinary as far as I am concerned.
This post made me realize, I’ve only ever heard “the birds and the bees” referenced, but never actually how it’s applied during sex ed.
But uh, turns out this does not make any sense in that context either. It’s just two separate examples to explain sexuality, so bees pollinating flowers and birds laying eggs. They’re just used as examples, because they’re visible in nature and somewhat resemble the mechanics of sex.
I always thought the bird part was related to plant reproduction, too. Like how birds eat fruit and shit the seeds out lol
They should have used the eggplants and the peaches. Before cell phone emojis that would have made things even more confusing. Then Piper Perry could do the putting the condom on the eggplant demonstration, and every boy could feel inadequate for the next several decades.
But in those examples, the bee is pollinating and the bird is conceiving, so it would make sense.
Ah, I thought there would be a male bird involved still, but I guess that example just explains ovulation. Still quite optimistic that everyone shares the same understanding here, though…
Aliens from outer space that resemble birds and bees have recently infiltrated earth and are slowly but surely taking over earth’s restrooms.
You are neither their species, so it’s best to turn around and go home.Bees pollinate (boys), birds lay eggs (girls).
Those are both things only the females of the species do
Worker bees (which are female) go outside and pollinate; female birds lay eggs.
But birds also pollinate! Ahh
Birds big (boys), bees small (girls)
Am I supposed to lay eggs??!?!!?
As a wren, yes.
How did I forget that… Good one.
