And I mean to actually use with your voice, you may be one of the people who likes “cockwomble” but if you only ever type it out online then that doesn’t count!
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Yesterday my kid made up the insult “bucket gobbler” while playing in the tub, and I might use it on him next time he gets uppity with me.
It sounds very obscene but I can’t tell you why!
Neither can he!
I love calling someone a ‘berk’. Simple, harmless word but it’s got a good affectionate ring to it.
Pretty sure that is derived from cockney rhyming slang for calling someone the c-word (berkely hunt). But luckily for you I don’t think that’s common knowledge haha
Used most often: Fuck
Most amused by: Bellend
I have always thought that the most effective and efficient is: Bellend
Bollocks, sometimes with a modifier:
Fucking bollocks Fucking load of bollocks Bollocky fuck twat What a load of bollocks Bollocks That’s bollocks
Let’s not forget the dog’s bollocks
“Bollocks” is a classic for a reason.
You can’t beat cunt.
So satisfying to say, and makes people squirm.
I’m partial to Knobhead. It’s softer than cunt but still has a harsh sound
Fuckity damn!
Personally I’m torn between shit for its general versatility and applicability as a substitute for most other words, and bastard which is great to say as a sharp northern bass-ted or a longer southern baaar-sturd
Fucking love calling anything a cunt, whether that’s me, a golf ball, the stupid cunt that just cut me up. It’s just versatile man.
Shitcunt seems to be gaining popularity, but I’m a purist.
Fuck or Cunt
