The OOP boilerplater is the only one with a job.
Imperative stonager works there too. You’ve just never seen him because he hasen’t accepted a meeting invite is 14 years.
You’ve just never seen him because he hasen’t accepted a meeting invite is 14 years.
And counting!
I like the functional parts of C♯, though.
Love that you put a real musical sharp and not that ugly #
What‽ It was not C-hash?
It is now!
This. I’ve been writing some game mods in it recently and LINQ is… pretty nice.
switchexpressions, too.This is coming from a dude formerly from the “OOP Boilerplater” camp, though, so maybe I just have low standards.
LINQ is… pretty nice.
Seriously. Want monads? LINQ is monads!
“Wanna see me turn a dozen lines of imperative code into a single expression?”
“Wanna see me do it again?”
I think I’m a little bit of everyone except him. I work as a web dev, love functional programming and/with TypeScript. 😅
The functional elitist is actually running Yi in XMonad on Guix.
Watches Computerphile, thinks it’s actual programming
What is this even supposed to imply
Yeah, I’m kinda confused by that one too—Computerphile is CS theory, not software engineering.
I think, the point is Haskell is more CS theoretical than practical language and anyone who uses it (or any other FP) has never written a single line of production code (the last statement is even in the meme)
Personally, I love that series. I guess whoever made this meme thinks people who watch the show are trying to implement their code examples in production.
book bad
I feel like the author is a MacBook user.
Imperative stoneagers getting an old MacBook from somewhere and going “huh, I guess its UNIX” is probably true though
Someone explain the Rustacean failing to support MacOS.
history | grep -E '(sed|grep|awk|perl)' | wc -l107Dang. That’s out of 1000. I need to up my game. Also three of those
seds are part of something with a-basedirand don’t count.So yeah, about 10% of my commands are iterating shell pipe things for poops and giggles, I guess.
… and this got me going down the rabbit hole of writing a filter for my history to pull out the first command on the line. This is non-trivial because of potential preceding variable assignments. Most used commands are currently
aptandmanandls. I thinkaptis a Spiders Georg situation because the system is fairly fresh and I keep finding things that I haven’t installed yet. Also I went through a patch of trying to parse its output.… oh, er… unga bunga.
$ history | grep -E '(sed|grep|awk|perl)' | wc -l 50 $ history | wc -l 500Checks out perfectly.
I just use nushell’s builtins instead of wrangling with
IFSand bash idiosyncrasies. It’s been years since I’ve corrupted data by parsing text wrong.But even if someone doesn’t want that: apart from using it in legacy scripts,
grepis just a strictly less usefulripgrepthese days, no?
I was triggered at every panel, it’s unacceptable!
I hope no one got left unoffended
The imperative stoneager feels like the most favored one, there are no real negatives listed there. All that’s listed are things they usually pride themselves on.
Yeah, that Mac offended me.
My imperative programming journey was a few months on a handed down P2 followed by 3 years of pen and paper.
Proud imperative stoneager here 🦍
Cavepeople together strong!
More like mix and match your path lmao.
I don’t belong to any of the above. Am I even a programmer at this point?
I belong to all of them. Same question.
You’ve transcended programming
To being a coder?
Unga bunga
Found the esoteric programmer!
Hear me out:
Mixing OOP and functional code to abstract the shit out of everything making 5k loc in around 500 loc in java. You can do magic using this trick.
Functional programming in Java is kind of an afterthought and it shows. That’s one of the reasons why Scala was created!
I mean Yeah it is an afterthought in the Sense of that Java was Originally an oop Language but fp in Java was added on very sensibly imo. I use functional Programming in Java a Lot and try to make Everything immutable where I can and honestly coding like that feels clean and very practical.
The FP in Java is still leagues better than whatever the C++ committee cooked up.
Just let C++ die already, and stop pretending it’s a reasonable thing to compare other languages with.
If you can’t do it in C, you are better in Java, Python, Haskell, whatever.
they didnt cook it, they air fryed it to a crisp burn
Yeah, Scala is the GOAT, but while I can’t use, why not final everything, use 300 streams and pass Suppliers around?
(I’m building a lot of libraries at work)
Do people still use vavr? When I wasn’t allowed to use scala that made up for a fair few shortcomings but it’s probably less relevant than it used to be
I didn’t know about vavr, I think a lot of things from it were added since Java 17, but this Try<T> seems cool.
Edit: Either would be nice too. I’m going to test some of those things, thanks for the recommendation!
Very pleased to have been of help! I love scala but Java really isn’t too bad (streams API is fine except that you need to explicitly move in and out, rather than getting to do the cool scala thing of just using methods in the phenomenal collections library) and I don’t like dunking on it, but it really does need a few helper libs. Tuples, either and try I think vavr has. Java seems to have covered most other stuff now. But been a half decade since I’ve written more than 10 lines at a time so hasn’t come up for a while. Sorry. Reminiscing. Sunday night blues.
Yes, you can make money and electricity magically disappear !
I’m gonna wait for backup on this one.
Uses neovim with gruvbox theme on arch
Damn, why are you calling me out personally? Though I use it to write python scripts and LaTeX, not rust…
I’ve been shifting around, but never to the OOP boilerplater. I despise Java.
My people!
