Chicago Style is utter garbage “pizza”. If I wanted a mess drenched in pasta and sauce, I’d get a lasagna. I once ordered a deep dish pizza at a bar, and like a civillized sensible human, I assumed it would be that crispy-crusted glory that is Detroit Style deep dish pizza. Not so, it was the vomit-inducing deep Chicago, which looks and tastes the exact same going in as it does coming out.
Detroit >> Chicago, it’s not even close. I will fight and die on that hill, as you can actually make a hill out of Detroit style slices! You can only make shitty Agincourt mud out of Chicago-style slop.
Chicago Style is utter garbage “pizza”. If I wanted a mess drenched in pasta and sauce, I’d get a lasagna. I once ordered a deep dish pizza at a bar, and like a civillized sensible human, I assumed it would be that crispy-crusted glory that is Detroit Style deep dish pizza. Not so, it was the vomit-inducing deep Chicago, which looks and tastes the exact same going in as it does coming out.
Detroit >> Chicago, it’s not even close. I will fight and die on that hill, as you can actually make a hill out of Detroit style slices! You can only make shitty Agincourt mud out of Chicago-style slop.
Wow, then you are going to absolutely hate Mexican food with a passion.
Ar the end of the day, we’re all blood, meat, and bones, but giraffes and humans are different nonetheless. Order matters!
Until you said Detroit I was going to accuse you of being Jon Stewart’s posting account ;) very entertaining post, I salute you