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Big [any, any]@hexbear.net to chat@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 days ago

Guess my job

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Guess my job

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Big [any, any]@hexbear.net to chat@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 days ago
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  • Snort_Owl [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Penis inspector

  • PaulSmackage [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Residential electrician, the vodka is for dealing with housing supers.

  • SootySootySoot [any]@hexbear.net
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    I have that exact same scraper, came free with my hob cleaner!

    If that vodka’s for cleaning stuff, get some IPA. If it’s for drinking, get something classier. I mean, I guess if it’s for both… that’s a good middle ground.

    Cocraft is Clas Ohlsen battery/gardening machines. Class Ohlsen have been in a few places but mostly Scandinavia, vodka really points to northern. Sillcock key.

    Enjoy your Norwegian janitorial work, eh

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    Field work, you’re probably dealing with remote installations exposed to the weather; the vodka isn’t just for fun time, it’s being used to remove rust and grime from screw, bolts, etc. Flashlight also points to less than ideal work conditions. Don’t think it’s electrical though, you’d have dedicated wire strippers then. I’m gonna say, park infrastructure maintenance.

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      wire strippers

      That’s what teeth are for.

  • mickey [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    No idea, there are some good sleuths in the thread so far but no mention of the silcock key for opening water faucets in commercial properties so that’s another hint.

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    Software developer

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    porn star

  • Thordros [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Barber. Not the modern variety.

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    Tempted to guess electrician or electronics repair, my cousin was an electrician apprentice and is basically dubois-depressed

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    Dentist

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    feinstein’s ghost, is that you?

  • thefunkycomitatus [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Do you install breaker boxes or junction boxes of some sort? Maybe telecom stuff? Scraper to remove people putting stickers on the boxes in public. Screw driver to swap out components. Marker to write on the labels for breakers inside. Knife to open the cardboard boxes they come in. Needle nose to bend the little tabs. Snips to cut zip ties. Wrench for the conduit connections.

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    Therapist

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    Company/work vehicle detailing. This is all from between the seats and under the racks in the back

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    Functional alcoholic

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