• BilduEnjoyer [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    18 days ago

    One time I was cutting onions with a mandolin slicer and I got too cocky and ended up slicing the very tip of my finger off and getting onion juice on it. It was the second most painful thing I ever experienced and I can’t imagine having your whole hand fucked up like that, no wonder she’s rolling on the ground, fuck.

    P.S. FUCK ICE.