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5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 4 days ago

Is it illegal for people called Jay to walk in the USA?

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Is it illegal for people called Jay to walk in the USA?

5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 4 days ago
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  • Mangoholic@lemmy.ml
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    17 hours ago

    Yes, but maybe the law changes after the Jayrremandering.

  • Black616Angel@discuss.tchncs.de
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    3 days ago

    Yes, they go straight to Jayl.

    • 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      Jayme on them.

  • grumpo_potamus@lemmy.world
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    4 days ago

    Walking in general is illegal in the US.

    Acceptable modes of transport are: Canyonero, Tesla, or e-bike from Amazon.

    • FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca
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      Anything that damages the environment and is sold by a rich fuck will do

  • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world
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    4 days ago

    This post should be illegal

    • 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      It is easy for you to say that given that your name isn’t Jay…

  • meow@discuss.tchncs.de
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    3 days ago

    No, just for Kevins

  • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml
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    Its legal until youre forced to identify yourself to unidentified “federal agents” during your daily stop and frisk.

  • nightmare786@leminal.space
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    4 days ago

    yes

  • dumbass@piefed.social
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    Only when they cross the road.

    • anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml
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      What if it’s a chicken named Jay?

      • dumbass@piefed.social
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        That really depends on location.

        Rural chicken named Jay? That’s fine, he can cross.

        City chicken named Jay, nope, that’s a crime.

  • FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca
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    3 days ago

    It’s illegal for people called Miguel to walk in the USA

    • 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      3 days ago

      Or Alex or Renée

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