Shout “Don’t shoot!” then lie on the ground face-down

Put us out of our misery

Throw bacon,spam evasion.

Native American? I dunno, prolly avoid the arrows and leave the country which their land was stolen from.

Throw a bottle of oil at them and run away.

Play this song: https://youtu.be/LT3cERVRoQo

Point in the opposite direction, shout “Starbucks sale!” then run while dodging the bullets.