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ickplant@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 3 个月前

Time to slide

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 3 个月前
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  • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world
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    Hey some of that sliding involves guns.

    • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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      USA has entered the chat.

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        I don’t think the US is doing very hot in biathlon

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          Which is weird because in biathlon you shoot at black targets. Seems like the not-so-native Americans would excel at it

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          That’s because they won’t add a machine gun version

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          There is a Venn diagram of fat fucks, gun owners and skiing athletes and I reckon the US isn’t in the part of it that generates biathlon champions.

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            I live near a couple biathlon ranges/Nordic ski areas in rural America. The fat gun guys do not ski. But the skiers sometimes shoot, problem is mountain biking is more fun in the off season

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              No more snow reliably, where I leave in France. Breaks my fucking heart.
              I’m more of an alpine skier (whatever it’s called in English, sorry), but I’d love to give biathlon a try cause it sure adds a bit of fun to the whole running around on skis :)

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      Are you implying that all sports can be made better by adding some pew pew’s? You may have a point.

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        I mean, if they had to hit a target going off one of those slolum jumps…

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          Or you could rocket jump for more hang time. Only once, though.

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            Once is all you need.

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        I don’t think pew pews are real yet. Biathalon uses bang bangs. Or maybe boom booms. Jury’s still out.

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