Forgetting your Super Fork to eat your Super Salad with.
Drink water before bed. Turn off internet on phone to not spam chats/drunk order something weird.
The pizza you will inevitably leave out for insects.
Falling for bad companies (most companies) because they make a really good commercial.
The only commercials I want to see are for movies
Beware the Jabberwocky!
The man in your walls
Their talons. Sharp as fuck. Make sure the glove is extra thicc
The butsecks
Happens every damn year.
Gambling apps
the halftime show will be the main event
The halftime show is the main reason I’m watching
Kid Rock?
Bad Bunny
False flag attack?
Eating too much fried food/junk food - it has permission l potential to really mess up your stomach and you don’t want to be shitting your brains out during the halftime show
The whole point of the Stupid Bowl is to eat the shit junk food in the ads, then take the drugs to digest them in the other ads, then get cancer surgery highlighted in yet other ads. Ask your doctor is this is right for you.
I’m considering getting fried chicken
Owls do like that, I think, but live mice better.
I have live mice in my apartment I’d like to be rid of
Win-Win
