- Chimps are scary AF, I’m never going near one - deleted by creator 
 
- It’s even got the 42-year-old male chimpanzee disappearing into the forest… there’s a made for TV movie here - Maybe they could make a movie or TV show about a whole planet of such apes - What, like, if they evolved and took over or something? Lol that’s ridiculous nobody would watch that. 
 
 
- I despise chimps (and monkeys) with a passion. Saying this to people gets me treated like saying I torture puppies for fun, which I most certainly do not, but I just think they’re evil little fuckers. I would never harm one, because it has every right to live, but I don’t want to go see them at the zoo, I don’t want anything to do with them, and I don’t understand the fascination seemingly everyone has with them. They creep me out. They’re like little humans, except when a person gets mad for a stupid reason you can at least try to talk them down and reason with them before they get out of control, a chimp will just rip your face off. 
- Invite the other chimps next time. Stingy. 
- Is this a Republican Trump Proud Boys Oath Keepers story? - What? - It’s still funny in my head 
 
 
- Y’all should check out the Pendleton OR, chimpanzee attack! 
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