ByteOnBikes@discuss.online to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 2 days agoAvocado toast is out. Rotisserie chicken is in.discuss.onlineimagemessage-square270fedilinkarrow-up1951file-text
arrow-up1951imageAvocado toast is out. Rotisserie chicken is in.discuss.onlineByteOnBikes@discuss.online to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 2 days agomessage-square270fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareP1nkman@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up41·1 day agoHeadline in two years: Gen Z’ers are splurging on food instead of giving their money to the rich.
minus-squareGhostie@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up4·8 hours agoGen Z and millennials are splurging on breathing air.
minus-squareFrChazzz@lemmus.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·20 hours ago“GenZ struggling to survive in the lower levels of MegaCity5. Their blood is too low in iron to keep the immortal rich alive.”
minus-squareEtterra@discuss.onlinelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·9 hours agoGenZ not eating nutritious meals is the leading cause of rejection for Soylent processing.
minus-squareKrauerking@lemy.lollinkfedilinkarrow-up2·10 hours agoYeah that might be the most accurate to the blaming tone these kinds of articles write with and to what they will take from us. Just need to jazz it up with some homemade slang to hide the sad bits and the immortal rich part. “GenZ struggling in well stocked MegaCity5; “Fecal-de-Cal” diet blamed for lack of macro nutrients during their mandatory weekly Blood-Up donations.”
minus-squaretoetallyautistic@thelemmy.clublinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·21 hours agoliterally, the conservative culture of boot licking the billionaires never ceases to amaze me
Headline in two years: Gen Z’ers are splurging on food instead of giving their money to the rich.
Gen Z and millennials are splurging on breathing air.
“GenZ struggling to survive in the lower levels of MegaCity5. Their blood is too low in iron to keep the immortal rich alive.”
GenZ not eating nutritious meals is the leading cause of rejection for Soylent processing.
Yeah that might be the most accurate to the blaming tone these kinds of articles write with and to what they will take from us.
Just need to jazz it up with some homemade slang to hide the sad bits and the immortal rich part.
“GenZ struggling in well stocked MegaCity5; “Fecal-de-Cal” diet blamed for lack of macro nutrients during their mandatory weekly Blood-Up donations.”
literally, the conservative culture of boot licking the billionaires never ceases to amaze me
I’m hungry. When do we eat?