• corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca
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    3 days ago

    My wife has banned The Chair.

    Otherwise it’s tees and cargo-shorts; but the Outside clothes needs to stay in a closet anyway to reduce the pet-hair-removal effort before I leave the house.

    • oatscoop@midwest.social
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      2 days ago

      Long ago men had perfected The Chair, but to our shame we have forgotten their hard won wisdom. The instinct remains, but the execution is a pale imitation of our past glory.

      It doesn’t have to be this way. Let me introduce you to the pinnacle of functional furniture: The Gentleman’s Valet. And yes, many of them were in fact customized chairs.

    • Emotional_Series7814@piefed.zip
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      2 days ago

      My solution to people hating The Chair is a coat hanger. It does the exact same thing as The Chair in a way that appeases people since its only purpose is to hold clothes.

    • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml
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      2 days ago

      I am living the shelf life. Just rows and rows of shelves. I can see all my stuff. I can throw all my stuff where ever.

      The shelf life is the way to be.