My therapist made a comment about how China is a failed socialist experiment because they have 2-3 year olds working in factories. I responded “So we’ve been told.” She looks at me like I’m crazy. (Not a great look for a therapist) “I’ve not seen any evidence of that.”
“Because they’re such a closed country!”
“Which means you have no evidence to your point either?”
“Well, missionaries… anyway!”


One day a Chinese slave-baby crapped their pants.
Wanna know what they found in their diaper?
That’s right, the blueprint for interstellar travel.
But at what cost!!?1!