I would give you lemons, so many lemons… too many lemons in fact. It would leave you exclaiming to yourself’ “What the hell am I going to do with all these lemons?”
I would respond by giving you another lemon.
I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? I wanna see your manager! Do you know who I am? I’m the girl who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
Eat some damn oranges
No
If you don’t eat your oranges, you will get sauerkraut.
Well now im avoiding the oranges
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do i also get my daily rum ration?
Obviously. Even stingiest the ships of the crown offer that much.
stand fast the holy ghost!
eate lemoné
Eat literally any fruit.
*eats peanuts*
ACKSHUALLY that’s a legume. >:(
I have severe food limitation / eating disorder because of my autism. I’ve lost all of my teeth when I was 18, and I developed scurvy at 16. Yes, I would still like you if you had scurvy, but I can tell you this… You won’t like scurvy. Just trust me on that one.
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Get a job, you fucking loser.
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Perhaps. At least until your teeth start falling out.
Then the gluck gluck gets smoother tho
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S-curvy you say?
I said consummate Vs, consummate!
^Guy wouldn’t know majesty if it came up and bit him in the face…^
meow
Nah, I got standards
