• muxika@lemmy.world
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    16 hours ago

    "Welcome to Jersey Mike’s. What would you like on your sub? "

    I’d like carrots, cucumbers, and avocado…no, don’t slice them. I want it raw.

    … ??? !!!

    “Welcome to Subway. What would you like on your sub?”