• southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
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    4 days ago

    You’ve apparently never slipped on a banana peel

    Which slid you off the side of a hill

    Where you rolled onto a trampoline

    Then bounced off, losing all your clothes

    Onto a pogo stick

    Which then bounced through an oil refinery

    Where you slammed into a group of workers

    Who were in the middle of a shower

    Then landed square on a cock that went balls deep

    And then got thrown off a half second before you came

    Only to go sliding down the hallway, missing the orgy

    To faceplant into the lap of a crack whore

    That had just finished the last of her last rock

    And was in the middle of explosive diarrhea

    After having eaten a can of surstromming

    Then spinning around until you’re cock first in her syphilitic twat

    Only to realize it’s OPs mom