Abolish the TSA and DHS. Fuck George Bush.

I’ve never met anyone homeschooled who wasn’t a fucking idiot.

That’s pretty crazy that it’s called the Epstein ballroom.

Honestly no, but I wouldn’t mind being proven wrong.

This but with a coma twist.

life

The theory goes that in the show Phineas and Ferb Candace is in a coma and her brothers building all that wacky shit is her coma dream. So the entire show is just her dream.

Your eyes appear blue to me.

It’s been a few years. I was rebuilding myself. For context, I used to be a pretty shitty person. People tell me I wasn’t that bad but I hate the person I used to be. I actually felt good about myself for the first time in my life and was happy. Due to a combination of factors I rebounded heavy on the self loathing and depression and have been that way ever since. That was a few years ago.

I’m quite fond of Russian art.

Yes, I also pee in the sink.

Linux is Communism. Need I say more?

Skillet could win a Grammy.

Because it’s Patrick Stewart?

Do you shit yourself in bed?

Do you hate British people? If not, it’s probably fine. The Brits aren’t exactly an oppressed group. Besides we speak their language so the joke’s on us.

Sorry, what’s space deck?

I play brown noise in my room. It does a good job of blocking out external noise. It also helps me relax.

I bought blackout curtains

having a small penis