I don’t think I have face blindness, but if a woman that I don’t know particularly well changes her hairstyle, sometimes I get confused.

I mean, if you’re not intimately familiar with someone there’s going to be things you don’t notice. Late night, at the club, they just call this “Beer Goggles”. Everyone starts looking hot because you lose your ability to focus on more than “You’ve got tits and hair, that’s close enough”.

Like my wife will be watching her housewife shows and I’ll be like, “Who’s this lady? She’s new.”

And my wife will be like, “That’s the same woman. She changed her hair for the talking head segment.”