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minus-squareKlear@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up43·edit-22 days agoImagine your name is Cathy Lou and the barrista reads that as a blasphemous gurgle that is impossible to produce with human vocal cords.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·2 days ago the barrista reads that as a blasphemous gurgle that is impossible to produce with human vocal cords I mean, isn’t that how they already read ALL names? 🤷
minus-squareVicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.worksMlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·edit-21 day agoI bet sitting in any Starbucks on the Klingon homeworld is a laugh riot. “She calls you Payless! The Great House of Payless shoe discount Emperor, is honored!!”
minus-squareAvicenna@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 days agonames (beyond my comprehension) of horrors (that are also beyond my comprehension)
minus-squareGalacticSushi@piefed.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 days ago🙂 <-- me after witnessing otherworldly horrors that are beyond my comprehension (I couldn’t comprehend them)
minus-squareKlear@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 days ago(nothing sinister, I’m just very bad at comprehending)
minus-squaredefinitely_AI@feddit.onlinelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoThat’s how them mofuks always speak to me. WHAT AM I, A GNOLL?!
Imagine your name is Cathy Lou and the barrista reads that as a blasphemous gurgle that is impossible to produce with human vocal cords.
I mean, isn’t that how they already read ALL names? 🤷
I bet sitting in any Starbucks on the Klingon homeworld is a laugh riot.
“She calls you Payless! The Great House of Payless shoe discount Emperor, is honored!!”

names (beyond my comprehension) of horrors (that are also beyond my comprehension)
🙂 <-- me after witnessing otherworldly horrors that are beyond my comprehension (I couldn’t comprehend them)
(nothing sinister, I’m just very bad at comprehending)
That’s how them mofuks always speak to me. WHAT AM I, A GNOLL?!