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Rogue: “Hope you like your STAKE medium RARE!”
Vampire: “Can’t believe after 500 years I’m going out to a bad pun.”
Cleric: Winding up to club him with a Holy Cannoli
I had to explain to my coworkers why I was laughing at “Holy Cannoli”

I read “vampire ball” and imagined a snake ball but with vampires
Now I’m picturing snakes wearing fancy dresses and elaborate masks
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